Almost the same thing happened to me about a month after I bought my TT. Dumb lady in a Ford Ranger ran out of talent in the rain, and bounced it off of my right quarter. My damage was a little lower (it looks like you'd either need hatch repair or replacement, where my hatch was still fine), and all they had to do to mine was replace the quarter and repaint.
I bet it won't be totalled.
Your powers are useless! I'm wearing my tinfoil underwear!